1. If you have the opportunity and can afford it, GET THEM OUT BY GOING UNDER.
2. Be prepared to have a liquid/soft food diet for about 10-14 days.
It is now Saturday, day 4 of my recovery and I am feeling much better thank you for asking. Last night however was the last straw for me eating variations of mashed potato and jelly with custard. (No, not together, and never the twain shall meet!)
I had spent most of the last 3 days on my couch in my pajamas, so was able to watch lots of TV and DVDs. Last night I was was feeling rather sadistic so I watched some cooking shows. I watched a few episodes of Nigella Express. I was so glad when she offered me some salvation to my flavour-starved palate.
Now I had to tweak her recipes a little but here is what I had for my dinner.
Pea and Avocado Hummus
Into a blender or mini food processor put the following:
1/2 clove of garlic, grated
1 cup of frozen baby peas, blanched (or 1 can of drained peas)
1 whole avocado, peeled and stoned (This is obvious but I had to say it just in case - I mean making this dip I kind of felt peeled and stoned myself)
Juice of 1/2 a lime
Pinch of salt
Few cracks of fresh black pepper or a few red chili flakes
Blitz until you reach your desired consistency, drizzle in a little olive oil and blitz again to amalgamate. If mixture is too thick, you can thin with a little drizzle of water. Check seasoning and adjust to taste.
Serve on crackers, pumpernickel rounds, toasted cibatta or corn chips.
So that was dinner. Because my mouth is in recovery mode, rather than crackers, I cut the crusts of a few slices of white bread and then cut them into bite size squares.
If you decide to make this recipe for part of a mezze plate for a party, you need not tell anyone that my recovery from tooth extractions was the inspiration. Or if you think it will make a great party-starter story, be my guest.
As my tummy has shrunk from eating like a sparrow all week (can you believe it!) this was certainly enough to fill me. When I say 'fill me' you should know this does not include my 'dessert belly'. So Nigella suggested 'Eton Mess'.
Now the origin of this recipe is a jaunty little story about how boys at Eton College, Britain in the 30's would mash up strawberries, cream and meringue into a messy pudding, thus becoming Eton Mess as we know it today. Oh so civilised!
Here is my 'Gum Friendly' version
Eton Mess - My Way
1 packet of mini meringues
300ml thickened cream
A few drops of vanilla extract (Make sure it is good vanilla or Ina Garten will come and get you!)
1 tsp castor sugar
1/2 cup of fresh or frozen raspberries
1 tbs castor sugar
First, Make the coulis:
Put berries and sugar into a bowl and heat in microwave on high for about a minute (Keep your eye that it doesn't burn or boil over). Check that sugar has dissolved. If not, microwave for a further 30 seconds. Pass through a strainer, reserving the syrup and discarding seeds. Put in the fridge to cool.
Pour cream into a metal mixing bowl, add vanilla and sugar to taste. Beat until soft peaks, be sure not to over beat, you want the cream to be soft and 'billowy'. Take a handful of mini meringues and crumble into the mixture, folding gently to combine.
Mini Meringues - What a fabulous supermarket find!
Take your chosen serving bowl (I used cute little old fashioned champagne glasses I got from an op shop for 40c each) and put a little crushed meringue in the bottom. Generously spoon over your cream and drizzle coulis over the top.
Serves 4 (or 2 if you are wee little piggies)
I am happy I chose to torture myself with food television because had I not, I would have not found the inspiration for my dinner last night. It definitely made me feel better to be back in the kitchen again. Thank you Nigella. I'm still yearning for a big juicy steak though.
Until next time...